AI tools · For everyday humans · Greatest of all time. Probably.

Every AI tool you actually need.
One app.

Chat with the best AI models, edit PDFs like magic, plan dinner from a TikTok video, transcribe every meeting, build your resume — eight tools in one beautifully simple app. No more juggling six subscriptions.

GoatAF Pro included free with every Klout Klube membership
The Swiss army knife

Eight tools. One subscription.

You're already paying for half of these — just spread across six different apps with six different logins. GoatAF puts them in one place, makes them work together, and charges you for one thing.

— Tool 01
AI Chat

Every major AI model in one workspace — not "our AI" but the actual best ones from each lab. Switch mid-conversation. Compare answers side by side. One subscription instead of four.

— Tool 02
PDF Magic

Compress, sign, OCR, redact, convert, merge, split — every PDF tool you've ever Googled "free PDF tool" for. No dark-pattern auto-renewals. One-click cancellation.

— Tool 03
Recipe Genius

Save any recipe from anywhere — TikTok cooking videos, YouTube tutorials, Grandma's blog. AI extracts the ingredients and steps, scales servings, suggests substitutions, and generates a shopping list. Cooking from chaos becomes cooking from a plan.

— Tool 04
Meeting Catcher

Transcribes every call automatically. AI generates clean notes, action items, and follow-ups before you've even closed the tab. Searchable across every meeting you've ever had.

— Tool 05
Knowledge Library

Save articles, podcasts, videos — anything. AI extracts the actual knowledge inside, builds your private knowledge graph, and lets you ask questions across everything you've ever read or watched.

— Tool 06
Resume Builder

AI-powered resume that generates a polished personal website at a custom domain — automatically. Verified credentials mean recruiters can scan instead of phone-call your references.

— Tool 07
Image Studio

Generate, edit, upscale, remove backgrounds. Every major image model in one workspace — no more bouncing between three different apps to make one image.

— Tool 08
Quick Capture

Voice notes auto-transform into action items. Screenshots become searchable text. Photos of receipts become structured data. Your phone, finally pulling its weight.

Built different

Why "GOAT-tier" means something here.

Three things that separate these tools from the dozen-other AI apps you tried last year and forgot about.

Verified humans only.

Every account is biometrically verified through the JunkDNA AI Proof-of-Human stack. No bots, no fake profiles, no AI pretending to be people. Your conversations and data are with real humans.

Your data stays yours.

No advertising. No data resale. No model training on your private content. The economic model is simple: you pay a subscription, we build great tools. One-click export of everything, always.

No dark patterns. Ever.

One-click cancellation. No surprise auto-renewals. No "ten free uses then we charge $108/year." If you cancel, you get a refund for the unused period. The pricing page is the whole pricing story.

Pricing

Coming soon. Worth the wait.

We're still finalizing the standalone GoatAF tiers. In the meantime, the entire GoatAF Pro experience is already available — included free with every Klout Klube membership.

Standalone tiers — TBD

Pricing tiers come later. Klout Klube comes now.

Every Klout Klube membership already includes the full GoatAF Pro tier — plus member-tier access across the entire JunkDNA network and a growing list of private physical venues. One subscription, every door.

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★ Standalone Free & Pro pricing dropping later — check back
The Klout Klube ecosystem

GoatAF is the front door. The whole house is bigger.

One verified-human credential — created when you sign up at GoatAF — unlocks every other product in the JunkDNA network. Klout Klube membership opens private physical venues plus member-tier access across every digital vertical.

★ Klout Klube · Private membership

One credential. Every door.

A private monthly membership built on the same verified-human credential you create at GoatAF. Includes the full GoatAF Pro tier, plus access to all JunkDNA AI digital products and a growing portfolio of physical venues.

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Frequently asked

Honest answers.

Is GoatAF live yet?
Not yet. The MVP ships in a 10-week sprint covering all eight tools simultaneously. Want to lock in early access? A Klout Klube membership includes the full GoatAF Pro tier from day one — and unlocks the rest of the JunkDNA network alongside it.
Why is "GoatAF" the name?
GOAT = Greatest Of All Time. AF means what it means. We picked it because it stays out of the way — a brand that doesn't try to perform sophistication while we're busy actually building something sophisticated underneath. The product does the talking.
Why eight tools instead of one done extremely well?
Because the integration is the value. The recipe you saved and the meeting you transcribed and the PDF you signed all share one knowledge graph and one verified identity. Six separate apps can't do that — they don't share anything. The bundle is the moat.
How will pricing work?
Standalone GoatAF tiers (Free + Pro) are still being finalized — that's the "coming soon" you see on the pricing section above. The full GoatAF Pro experience is already available now, included with every Klout Klube membership at a price that's published today. When standalone tiers drop, this page will update.
How does the verified-human thing work?
A short biometric check on your phone, processed locally inside your device's secure chip. No raw biometric data is uploaded — what gets produced is a cryptographic credential confirming you're a verified human. The credential lives on your device, not on a server we control. Built on the patented JunkDNA AI Proof-of-Human stack.
What if I want to leave?
One click. You export your entire GoatAF presence — every saved recipe, every meeting transcript, every PDF, your knowledge library, your resume — as a portable, re-importable bundle. You can leave with everything you brought. Available on every tier including Free.
Who builds this?
GoatAF is a venture of JunkDNA AI, the identity-infrastructure company founded by Michael Hanna. Built on a 42-patent stack covering Proof-of-Human verification, Proof-of-Photo authenticity, and Universal Data Portability. More about JunkDNA AI →
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Try the greatest tools of all time.
Probably.

The fastest way in: Klout Klube includes the entire GoatAF Pro tier alongside the rest of the JunkDNA AI ecosystem.

MVP ships Q3 2026 · Standalone tiers TBD